> "UNITED STATES OF IRAN."

Iranian president Mahmud Ahmadinejad calls President Bush and tells him,

>"George, I had a wonderful dream last night.

>I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a

>banner."

>

>"What did it say on the banners?" Bush asks. Mahmud replies,

>

>  "UNITED STATES OF IRAN."

>

>Bush says, "You know, Mahmud, I am really happy you called, because believe

>it or not, last night I had a similar dream.

>I could see all of Tehran, and it was more beautiful than ever, and on each

>house flew an enormous banner."

>

>"What did it say on the banners?" Mahmud asks.

>

>Bush replies, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew."

>